ganja girlie

Noun. Someone who identifies as a women and a cannabis user. Typically has a calm vibe and welcoming personality.

She’s a ganja girlie, you know she’s chill and she smokes too!
My ganja girlies are coming over tonight.

by mimithecoolcat December 3, 2019

Dirty Gertie

The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.

Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.

by Bofa D’s Nuts July 17, 2022

Floor Girlie

It's complicated. Laura just said the definition and you didn't even listen to it.

You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.

If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.

And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.

Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.

Person 1: "Yo, what's good? This party's poppin' but I can't find a seat."

Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."

Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"

Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."

Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."

Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."

Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."

Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."

by sahwi January 22, 2023

girlie crack

n. 1. highly addictive activites-clothes shopping, expensive beauty treatments, www.Sephora.com-that lead to painful withdrawal symptoms and maxed-out credit cards.
Related term: girlie porn

"My daddy took away my credit card, and I'm going through major girlie crack withdrawal."

by .babydoll. June 11, 2006

girlie breakdown

(noun) an emotional reaction exhibited by a normally competent woman faced with an unusually difficult/stressful situation (often involving technology or machinery)

i didn't think i would make it to the board meeting on time--i was stuck on the freeway in the snow with a flat tire, when some nice man finally stopped to change it for me--i was about to have a girlie breakdown until he stopped to help!

by lintvedta December 18, 2008

treat girlie

Short, attractive female who has at least one noticable eccentrically unique quality about her, which stands out. She is niether fine nor ugly.

Peep that treat girlie with the red hair and the chipped tooth!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Dirtie Gertie

The dirtie is the item within the gertie, the gertie being pants, or other types of clothing worn on the legs. The dirtie can be big or small, depending on the person, and depending on the gertie they are wearing. A dirtie gertie may also be a person who is being homosexual in various ways, or who carries the name David. Do not be mean to a dirtie gertie, for they, yet small and weak, will one day hurt your dirtie in ways your gertie cannot explain.

That dirtie gertie punched me in the dirtie so i took his gertie and wrapped it around his dirtie til he lost circulation in his dirtie. Then he ripped my gertie so i called him a dirtie nergie.

by Harry Gertie September 9, 2007