Genetics

The science of heredity linked to DNA and other molecules. Scientists are currently working to decode the human genome in one of the biggest scientific efforts ever attempted.
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience .

"Shall we go see that new film?"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is"
"Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?"
"That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics"

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

Gentrification

Gentrification is when businesses and homes are built in shitty, run-down neighbourhoods, which means the people who live there will actually have to work for a living if they want to pay the rent instead of beating up and mugging old ladies.

Hey man, you can't mess with our hood, that's gentrification! Wait, you're leaving? That's white flight, you stupid ass crackkka! Racist!

by Palladium1 October 22, 2022

Baller-genetics

Being so good at a sport that you dont have to practice and you still eat up the competition. Being naturally good at any sport, most commonly basketball. Also regarding just being baller, or so cool that everything you do is something other people want to do.

Allen Iverson: "Practice, practice, I dont need to practice!!!"
Bystander/Reporter: "Wow, AI really has baller genetics."

Kid: "Damn did you see what he just did?"
Friend: "Yeah I wish I could be that cool."
Kid: "That's baller-genetics."

by Zazman66 November 4, 2007

Repo! The Genetic Opera

A film directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. Set in 2056, Repo! follows the story of a young girl ill with a blood disease. She sneaks out to meet the Graverobber who introduces her to the world around her. A worldwide organ epidemic has plagued the world and a "savior" emerges from the disaster: GeneCo. This company finances organs-but with a hefty price. If you don't make your payments, your organs are up for repossession.... By the Repo Man

Person 1: Did you hear about that movie with Paris Hilton and Paul Sorvino?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It's called 'Repo! The Genetic Opera'

by no-onespecial December 16, 2011

gented

1. to make a common mistake, 2. enthusiasm preventing accuracy

I gented
He/she gented
You gented

by blizz May 3, 2003

gentriputrification

The ultimate destruction of a once vibrant and socially varied neighborhood by yuppies, first time flippers and speculators. A deadzone of residents losing their homes to sky high rents and mortgages. Everyone but the roaches are priced out but with nowhere to go. Renters and store owners escape but homeowners rot. Creates a "yuppie ghetto endgame."

Now, thanks to gentriputrification, the neighborhood is so beyond ruined, there's no one left but Starbucks and they're leaving too.

by swiggins00 June 25, 2008

Genetified

The wierd and unnatural shit that scientists do with living organisms in order to create new kinds of living organisms that could make them and the corporations that they work for more money.

'Dude... this tomato tastes like lightning bug guts!'

'Yeah... they genetified it with lightning bug DNA so that it would glow in the dark so they could have migrant workers pick them at night!'

by Viewminder September 13, 2012