Armenian Gas-Mask

When a male, sticks his testicles in his partners eyes and proceeds to fart in her mouth.

Jake- Yo I pulled off the Armenian gas-mask last night on my girlfriend.
Rob- Shit nice job dude!

by tt17 May 20, 2008

belgian gas mask

You have her on her knees, and torso leaning backwards. You stand above her from behind, and perform a Reverse Bat Wing over her face, effectively covering her nose and mouth, creating an airtight seal as you fart, yelling "Gas, Gas, Gas". Maintaining the seal, as you are about to cum, you yell, "Gas Clear", then remove the seal. While still straddling her head, slide back heavily with your anus, leaving the ultimate Shit Hawk on her forehead while simultaneously cumming on her chin/breasts/knees.

For extra points, best performed after a large burrito dinner.

"Sweetie, I'll admit it, I got drunk in Vegas, and I tried to drop a Belgian Gas Mask, which turned into a Spinal Tap, but which actually brings me to the fact that i have a Steam Cleaner receipt on my Visa.

by nsla November 22, 2010

persian gas mask

while someone is sleeping... lay a testical in each one of there eyes and proceed to fart in there mouth then run like hell because they'll probably be pissed.

tommy got a persian gas mask last nite

by redneck mafia March 16, 2007

gas mask

after a long hard sporting event, the athlete takes the cup out of his jock strap, and procedes to shove the cup over a fellow teamates nose and mouth.

fuck that asshole, i hated when rich gave me that gas mask last summer

by Jermaine Rutt July 2, 2006

Dutch Gas-Mask

A Dutch Gas-Mask is when a male, who needs to fart, places his cupped hand on his ass, farts into his hand and clenches his fist, catching the stink inside.

He then finds one of his guy friends and then quickly opens his fist right against there nose, releasing a whole lot of toxic fumes right into the unlucky guys nostrils.

*Guy 1 thinks to himself I need to fart, while Guy 2, is looking away, so he decides to do a Dutch Gas-Mask, and farts in to his hand, and clenches.*

Guy 1: Hey, Dude, smell that?
Guy 2: *Turns* What?
Guy 1: This!*Unclenches fist under Guy 2's nostrils, and he begins a coughing fit while Guy 1 Laughs*

by McDermott June 27, 2012

Gas Mask

To take a persons head and pull it to your ass and fart on their face.

I just gas masked Anthony. LOL

by murder my sister June 7, 2011

jewish gas mask

When a man pulls his scrotum over a ladies face and places his butthole directly over the nose. Said man than proceedes to fart mercilessly. The spreading of the ball sack makes a perfect "mask" over the womans face and forces her to deeply inhale any anal flatulence.

Nothing says loving a woman like a good ol' Jewish Gas Mask.

by Professor Poops May 16, 2006