Garrett

A chache and a douche who will break your heart with a small dick. He is a jerk and ass hole. He is a fuckboy and is stubborn. He friendzones and gets friendzoned.

Garrett is a chache.

by Stubbornmain July 4, 2018

Garrett

You'll often find these making ramen and eating bacon by itself while rice cooks in the background. A shiny forehead and somewhat thiccness to a beautiful structure are the main physical attributes, the rest of their attributes are being a sweetheart and a busy-body. They are always Pretty Busy.

Bro, I went to bed at 4 am yesterday and was pretty busy, I think I'm becoming a Garrett!

by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 11, 2019

Garrett

Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.

Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."

by DirtyDanForever September 27, 2020

Garrett

A short boy who is smart. He is very random and can sometimes be very annoying. He has any friends and nicknames... Some of these include flower child, rainbow, #potato, and mister grumpy.

Person: hey flower child!!!

Garrett: don't call me that!

by Aka brie.... Cheesy girl October 18, 2013

Garrett

A very sexy man of the Mormon religion mostly likes to sleep and eat food

Wow Pedro is such a Garrett!

by Sockmonkey April 19, 2018

Garrett

Garret is fucking retarded and he has a Schmidt and a square head. His favorite game is Minecraft because he looks like Steve the noob from Minecraft. Garrett is also gay and he sucks dick as he is a male.

Garrett is fucking retarded

by Jdndbfhejsnf May 31, 2019

Garrett

The fruitiest booty you will ever see, really attracted to teams that either A. Aren't contenders or B. Dont exist. Main interests are Pissing everyone off and getting dicked down by his friend.

Garrett we should hang out hoe

by Blanketflunky8 October 29, 2017