Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.

"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

gammon gateposts

See "vertical bacon sandwich"

She had lips like gammon gateposts

by Chrissy-Boy June 26, 2004

Dog gammon

u know when dog gammon

he's eating my dog gammon. Pls no

by aznee346 February 21, 2021

Peter Gammons

Baseball analyst who speaks with the utmost objectivity and does not root for any team on his own. Being as he got his start writing for the local paper in the best baseball city in America it is no surprise he he has widely considered the best at what he does.

Peter Gammons will be a Hall of Fame inductee in 2005.

by Derek Jeter February 15, 2005

gammon steak

gammon steak syndrome is where a young child has a speech impedement, and every word that is said comes out as gammon steak!

Ben: Hello, how r u 2day?

Person 2: Gammon Steak!

by parkiben April 12, 2009

gammon gates

Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will

See also squish mitten

I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties

While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench

see also stench trench

by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009

saggy gammon

A girl with a very saggy vagina

Yeah man i went to fuck taylorlast night and she had a saggy gammon

by pompomshakka November 13, 2014