guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 02, 2003

Ohio Guacamole

The act of vomiting inside the vagina during sexual intercourse and then proceeding to ejaculate.

Thomas: "Yo,i saw you with Monika, did you sleep with her last night?
Jacob: "Bro i gave her some Ohio Guacamole"
Thomas: "bro..."

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 24, 2019

Unholy Guacamole

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.

“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.

by rongwayAZ June 25, 2023

omar guacamole

A mentally-impaired cancer patient who's also a high-school activist and advocate for gun control.

Friend: Did you hear about that bald chick who wants to ban guns in the US?
Me: OMG she's such an omar guacamole

by SilencerXI December 14, 2018

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces September 21, 2015

guacamole randolph

When you are having sex with a woman of Hispanic origin and make her push an avocado out of her snatch .

I was with Juanita and showed her the guacamole Randolph

by Thesehands114 January 06, 2017

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.

"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"

by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021