guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 2, 2003

Nigga-Guacamole

When you want to end a discussion or argument

Guy 1: "man, i dont support gay people"

Guy 2: "not cool man"

Guy 1: "i dont care about your opinions"

Guy 2: "urrgh, Nigga-Guacamole"

by A guy who likes pianpple March 7, 2019

Gary Guacamole

The most amazing,special and elite person ever

Yo Gary Guacamole is a great guy

by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021

omar guacamole

A mentally-impaired cancer patient who's also a high-school activist and advocate for gun control.

Friend: Did you hear about that bald chick who wants to ban guns in the US?
Me: OMG she's such an omar guacamole

by SilencerXI December 14, 2018

Beelzebub’s guacamole

A slang for the drug marijuana

Yo dude pass the beelzebub’s guacamole I need a smoke

by Dongflop July 31, 2018

chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 8, 2018

guacamole ball

A dad’s way of referring to an avocado

Daughter: do you have any snacks here dad?
Dad: yeah, here’s a guacamole ball

by 69lol420 June 10, 2019