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season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011
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greening out

Involves constant throwing up and feeling extreme nausea and dizzyness for the rest of the night, possibly with continued vomiting later on. In more extreme cases, the person in question may experience hallucinations.

Occurs when someone smokes a lot of marijuana in a short period of time. Common amongst those who want to prove their masculinity somehow by smoking large amounts, usually through peer pressure.

Usually ruins the night for everyone else, as it means they must look after them and take them home. So people who green out often aren't very popular with the rest of the dope heads.
Person 1 : "Wheres he going? Oh no, he's greening out."
Person 2 : "For fucks sake, not again."
by OiOiBoy July 1, 2006
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greetin'

Aye,I wis pure greetin' when I burned my eyes wi' my straighteners.

Laura wis overcome wi' emotion and grut fan she graduated in Fire Science.
by Ruth and Joanne May 12, 2008
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Greetings

1. A way of saying hello.
Greetings, friend!
by DaUltimateMemelord May 31, 2018
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Greetings

Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.
-Greetings
-WTF?

-Greetings
-and you are?
by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004
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Greetings and Salutations

FUK YUWH”
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"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"
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greeking

Tommy and Derveep were greeking in the upstairs bedroom
by Danny Provalone June 11, 2006
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