gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

Glistle

The act, or process of, getting so savagly sweaty that the sun will glisten off your body, causing all onlookers to shield their eyes and masturbate furiously.

Shit, John was so glistle today that I couldn't help but drop trou and fire one off right there and then.

by Andro Ice Juice October 6, 2007

Grustler

One who both grinds and hustles.

Certified Grustler

by Dirtman420 July 10, 2010

grustle

grind + hustle = grustle

"I'm on my grustle."

by mikey star April 17, 2007

grissle

the abundance of loose fat on ones body.

Look at all that grissle on her thighs, she may be fat but she is the sweetest person

by T J Dubz November 16, 2007

grissle pig

One of female gender who, obviouslly, has done some over endulging on the fatter foods available to us humans.

hey...at nine o'clock theres a huge grissle pig , look quick... dont stare.

by aktiondan August 6, 2009

grissle whistle

The part of the male anatomy which is fleshy and meaty...the pecker if you will...the male "member"....
a grissle whistle.

My girlfriend loves to puff on my grissle whistle

by mickie8 and skank8 January 27, 2007