Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

by Ueberales December 16, 2013

Gerund-grinder

A profession in the prehistoric era where one's life purpose is to grind those gerunds all day everyday.

"Hey did you do your dailies today?"
"Nah man, I don't have time to grind dailies, xp, or money. I'm a gerund-grinder. Do you even gerund-grind bro?"

by loreaesthetics September 1, 2022

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

fortnite grinder

it means some one who grinds on fortnite

im a fortnite grinder i play all day and all night

by Danejf November 5, 2018

italian grinder

Giant Italian dick that beats the pussy up with no mercy for at least 40 minutes. Soreness for the next couple days is inevitable.

That boy had a MAJOR Italian grinder, he destroyed my pussy all night!

by thefockers November 14, 2014

ass grinder

To pound ones ass with no lubrication.

Eric gave your wife the ol ass grinder last night.

by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007

Pepper Grinder

An act of masturbation in which the perfomer places both hands firmly on the penis. He then proceeds to twist his wrists in opposite directions, as if grinding pepper.

I felt like i needed to switch it up last night so i went with the pepper grinder last night.

by Qsack January 19, 2009