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Gonzo is a person with a huge or large long nose also like from the Muppet babies show gonzo had a long big nose...
Look at this GONZO ass bitch.
Meaning look how big that man or woman's nose is. Aka look at this big nosed bitch
Gonzo by Olneyboi March 11, 2018
Nick Name For People That Are Usually Athletic . And sometimes cute:)
Gonzo is so strong and cute!!
gonzo by Arianna Allen August 17, 2018
Argentinean, drinccer of bepis and an epic gamer
Gonzo dranc a bepis in Buenos Aires
gonzo by Bulkbogan11 March 27, 2019
Its when you tuck your dick between ur vut cheeks and have your girlfriend suck it from behind. Like gonzos nose from the muppets.
Hey baby what say ya give me a gonzo!
GONZO by RHETT LATHAM January 24, 2020
slower people, typically coming from a hispanic family, a shy quiet type scared to get involved and talk to others
band member: ur not good at this

gonzo: oh *starts crying*
gonzo by gonzlazlo November 24, 2021
A Gonzo is the epitome of mental retardation in the form of a stunted and profoundly rotund body mass. Gonzo's typically have convincing personalities and through their adolescence learn how to manipulate people emotionally. A Gonzo thrives on this emotionality in the way an Emotional Vampire does. This eventually fails to work for them as he and his peers age and his behavior begins to speak for itself. The Gonzo's initial approach of manipulation fails to work with his newfound demographic and he must adapt. This is where he comes full form.

An adapted Gonzo is a fully mature Gonzo, but still maladapted. Since his prior manipulations fail to work with productive adults who have the IQ capable of reason, he adopts a new approach to relationships. A Gonzo will employ a combination of narcissism, outright lies, physical abuse, emotional abuse, victimhood, false claims of being an entrepreneur and alcohol abuse to come to a full formed Gonzo.
Gonzo totally manipulated me, I bought a motor for $700 after HE convinced me to and then he just sat on his fat, goofy ass for 5 months while telling me "I will install that motor tomorrow brotha!" Now everyone know's he's a lying, dumb, piece of shit.
Gonzo by ItsNeverYourFaultLMAO December 4, 2021