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Get the glombon mug.The Glombon is a semi-mythical creature from Eastern European folklore. The myth originated as an adaptation of the popular medieval mythical creature known as the Homunculus and is now only talked about in the small fishing villages on many baltic sea islands.
The Glombon is said to have been a vaguely humanoid creature, with a giant jaw and large extremities. They used their speech as a hunting method, they talked so much that they could harm creatures.
The Glombon is said to have been a vaguely humanoid creature, with a giant jaw and large extremities. They used their speech as a hunting method, they talked so much that they could harm creatures.
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This word, often used in relation to the act of stealing a glass of water, spitting in it, and telling the victim that it is soda/carbonated water, has two meanings. One, the act of which I previously stated. Two is a state of mind, where you believe anything you hear for 5 seconds, but after that duration, all masturbation will feel 2 times better. (According to recent studies.)
To achieve glombornicatus, you have to chug 3 cans of Pibb Xtra. No other liquid will suffice. After doing so, you have to eat 13 corndogs in 5 minutes, after doing both steps, you have to have iron will, and not vomit. If you succeed, then you will achieve Glombornicatus.
To achieve glombornicatus, you have to chug 3 cans of Pibb Xtra. No other liquid will suffice. After doing so, you have to eat 13 corndogs in 5 minutes, after doing both steps, you have to have iron will, and not vomit. If you succeed, then you will achieve Glombornicatus.
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Get the globgolabgolab mug.Used to describe someone or something that is utterly addicted to sniffing the fun snow (cocaine). Can also be used to describe a person who cannot stop sniffing turd cutters (anal cavity).
person 1: "Dude Jeremiah is such a glongortonious guy!"
Person 2: "He honestly has sather behaviour"
Person 2: "He honestly has sather behaviour"
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Get the Glongorking mug.A rendition orchestrate with a small number of friends as the result of when one friend has had enough of you keeping him up all night talking and watching Bernd das Brot on the hotel room tv, rage quits the night and goes and hides in the toilet, crying. This is a problem, as you and your friends are thirsty, and your miserable sulking friend has been in there for 2 hours, and, despite bribes, threats and physiological (and chemical) warfare, refuses to unlock the door and come out.
In this grace situation, there is only one option:
The Globgogabgolab Dance!
The routine involves lying face down on a double bed in the middle of the room with dog poo-bags over your heads with eye and mouth holes torn out, half, or fully naked depending on the circumstances. The next stage is for one of your friends to quickly unlock the bathroom door with a coin after first turning off the lights inside the toilet with the outside switch, and run back to the bed to join you and the others. The infuriated friend then emerges from the toilet to winless the sight of you and your friends bare-ass naked face down on the bed totally still. Then illuminated only by the moonlight and the light emitted from Bernd das Brot on the tv, the masked figures slowly rise up and griddy silently, in slow motion a-top the bed in unison. Then, progress into the Worm followed by samba routines until the victim succumbs to this torture to the eyes and either attacks you, screams, or simply dies on the spot.
In this grace situation, there is only one option:
The Globgogabgolab Dance!
The routine involves lying face down on a double bed in the middle of the room with dog poo-bags over your heads with eye and mouth holes torn out, half, or fully naked depending on the circumstances. The next stage is for one of your friends to quickly unlock the bathroom door with a coin after first turning off the lights inside the toilet with the outside switch, and run back to the bed to join you and the others. The infuriated friend then emerges from the toilet to winless the sight of you and your friends bare-ass naked face down on the bed totally still. Then illuminated only by the moonlight and the light emitted from Bernd das Brot on the tv, the masked figures slowly rise up and griddy silently, in slow motion a-top the bed in unison. Then, progress into the Worm followed by samba routines until the victim succumbs to this torture to the eyes and either attacks you, screams, or simply dies on the spot.
“He’s been in there for hours, the Nillywig!”
“We must take dire measures and do the Globgogabgolab dance!”
“We must take dire measures and do the Globgogabgolab dance!”
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