Gloid

Tall person that is derpy, stupid, and uncoordinated.

That Tyler Peot kid is such a gloid

by jacemannnnnnn April 18, 2017

glop

A massive a cum session

That bitch got Glopped on.

by Uli April 29, 2005

Glomp

A dive tackle with the effect of collapsing the victim's spine in on itself. This act is often performed as a sign of deep affection for another, though the spine-collapsing is often averted through the user putting their feet on the floor after diving, instead of just crushing right down through you. If guys ever glomp they often receive strange looks which contain deep fear. (Expressions of pain, if they forgot to put their feet on the floor.)

"Johnny, what happened to you? You're all wrapped up in bandages, on an IV drip and appear to have crushed down not unlike an acordian!"
"That's because I was glomped."

by Takuna May 14, 2008

Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

glomp

A ginormous invasive hug in which the "glomper" covers the entire "glompee's" body.
Often in tackle form.

Tyler ran up to Caitlin and glomped her.
She fell down.

by The real Soup February 21, 2009

Gloopinboopin

A alien with a huge cock sometimes too and forces you to cum while he cums making it a cum party with cum everywhere like its fucking cumday with cum in the fucking tits. Yep thats the definition you fucktard

I got fucked so hard by that gloopinboopin OH YEAH

by Dat boooooi December 16, 2017

glompage

Glompage (adj)The act of glomping another.

Ex:
Person 1: OMG! Glompage *runs and glomps a person*
Person 2: ack! *falls over*

by Becca-Boo October 23, 2007