Merrick Garland

Noun; A comically inept Attorney General who was appointed on March 11, 2021. Instead of investigating treason, he spends his days playing Snood, taking naps and getting sexually aroused by manila folders.

“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.

by apatheticny September 20, 2021

Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004

gearlust

To have an intense desire for equipment. It is usually used in the audio world.

"I am in total gearlust over that TC Electronics PCM91 Reverb"

by Billy James December 12, 2006

Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven

A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.

by no one important. September 4, 2012

Garland

Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

I, Garland, will knock you all down!

by HardKnox July 9, 2009

Garland

The New Renaissance Guy. He masters everything people put him up to can do pretty much anything. Loved by girls (and guys) and stays neutral in all conflicts. Being around this guy brings you fourtune and sometimes fame. He also would have a weird love for christmas. He is good with his hands and listens well.

"Every time im with Garland good things happen" "I love how Garland resolved that conflict

by Pasa Doble March 27, 2009