Dan: Happy birthday! Here's your gift.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
by halffried December 9, 2008

by buttermilkmeeks August 24, 2016

When your alcoholic father goes on a inebriated rage and the next day he feels guilty and buys you something of great value.
One night:
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
You: "NO DADDY NO!"
The next day:
Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!"
You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..."
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
You: "NO DADDY NO!"
The next day:
Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!"
You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..."
by Ryuk-kun-x3 May 11, 2011

by fatneek69420aids69420 July 15, 2021

Farting in an elevator just before exiting. This is similar to crop dusting, but either leaves victims trapped with the gas, or surprises new and unsuspecting passengers.
"The guy that got off on the 3rd floor left us a lift gift. It smells of eggs and beef. Quickly, open the doors so we may find another lift! I can taste it!"
by SAN Fouler May 13, 2014

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016

Steve Smith lookalike influencer who rants about skateboarding culture on Youtube, Twitch and Patreon. Mostly known for exposing Cariuma, the Berrics and analysing Steve Berra's wit. Occasionally provides proof-reading support for skaters who can't differentiate between 'a part' and 'apart' in their Instagram posts.
by FakieImpossible August 15, 2022
