Turd gauntlet

1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.

2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.

3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.

I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.

by Jay Langley January 19, 2010

Run the gauntlet

When you risk running errands or driving to work when you have no registration and a suspended drivers licence.

Can we have a ride? Sure, but we have to run the gauntlet if we do...

by Mikkster78 January 7, 2018

Dick Gauntlet

The sexual act where a group of men stand facing each other with erections about a foot away from each other. The contestant in the gauntlet must try to run through the gauntlet while the penises slap him in the face.

Stan loves to participate in the Dick Gauntlet whenever he has free time. He is trying to petition to have it an Olympic Sport in 2012.

by Predator6 July 27, 2009

Infinity gauntlet

A golden glove that goes in your left hand because right handed people suck

The infinity gauntlet is missing infinity stones

by fanofyt May 9, 2019

The Infinity Gauntlet

While you are fisting someone, you snap your fingers while your hand is inside them, causing them to cum.

I used the infinity gauntlet on my girlfriend last night.

by Tubsy77 May 12, 2019

to plug an old gauntlet

to reference or do something that has not been referenced or done in a while

A: All your base are belong to us!!!
B: That's sure plugging an old gauntlet, A.

or

C: So I got back with Stacy last night.
D: Jesus, C. Way to plug an old gauntlet.

by Jane_Eyre January 10, 2008

run the gauntlet

When you and your mates go to stop by every pub, party, club, so on... in one night while drunk of your head.

"oi cunt wanna run the gauntlet tonight"

by ESHAY! December 3, 2021