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gastric pummeled belly

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.
I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.
by Junkboyy January 15, 2009
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gasserole

a casserole, or other hot dish, that causes a bad case of gas or an intestinal holocaust.
Aunt Cheryl's holiday gasserole wreaked havoc on our drive home.
by camarks December 26, 2009
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gastro pong

A controversial sex move in which a person inserts ping pong balls into their anus (gastro), and then shoots out said balls into the mouth of a willing participant (pong).
"I heard Mike enjoys a good same of gastro pong. I wouldn't share any drinks with him if I were you."
by Euro89 February 6, 2014
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Gastropolitan

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.
Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.
by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018
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Gastric Brood

A fetish that acts as a mixture between emetophilia, oviposition, and vore, inspired by gastric brooding frogs (Rheobatrachus). Describes the process of swallowing fertile eggs, having them hatch in the body, and being regurgitated. Eggs are often that of worm-like creatures such as snakes, maggots, or centipedes, to enhance the focus on wriggling and squirming in the host's stomach.
Person A: Dude I just saw some fucked up hentai where a giant wasp laid eggs in a girl's stomach, and when they hatched she puked them up. Can't believe some people get off to this.
Person B: Oh yeah, that sounds like some Gastric Brood shit.
by Heruppe March 1, 2021
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Ganter

(noun) A hipster strut. Usually in step to a song that you've probably never heard of.

(verb) To strut like a hipster
That guy with the beard has such a ganter going right now, he might spill his PBR.

Did you see that girl in the plaid ganter out of that family-owned coffee shop?
by Hondss December 27, 2011
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Gaser

A useless member of society. Can commonly be found stealing money from his parents, buying drugs, or bragging on Instagram. They usually wear Adidas tracksuits, Nike shoes, and are commonly skinheads. They can be found in South Slavic countries such as Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia. They commonly use the phrase "Ide gas!"
Person 1: Jesi vidio onog gasera na Črnomercu?
Person 2: Ne to je bio fake gaser, on nije čak ni jednom ukrao novce od nikoga.
by Yeeghis Khan March 12, 2020
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