by the missile knows where it is September 3, 2023
Get the Garrison's presidential fuckmug. A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode April 24, 2018
Get the tanner garrisonmug. Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.
"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."
by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023
Get the Herbert Garrisonmug. When someone has sex in a fountain filled with ones mythical body fluids in the middle of a shopping mall.
by Yaboi5790 December 9, 2021
Get the Dirty Garrisonmug. by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020
Get the Sandy Garrisonmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the 《¤》Lane《¤》Garrison《¤》lane《¤》garrison《¤》Lane《¤》Garrison《¤》mug. A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020
Get the Mike Garrisonmug.