the snake gambit

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one

when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit

by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004

Pope Gambit

An attempt to make oneself appear squeaky clean, carried to such extremes of austerity or public self-righteousness that this person has just gotta be hiding something.

Jerry's pretending he doesn't feel attracted to Ralph, and going about talking about cleanliness of mind and body as he attends meetings of this group of homophobic God-botherers. He's obviously playing the Pope Gambit.

by Fearman February 22, 2008

Pants Gambit

When the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. More often then not, this seems to result in a 'win'.

Don't bother bringing it up with Robert, he'll just go for the pants gambit.

by TrustyFedora January 16, 2011

Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess

Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament

by The garf December 2, 2018

Chesterfield Gambit

Whenever your friend does something so fucking clutch that you make up a bullshit name for it so that it seems like it was planned.

“Dude, Brian just shot my grandma!”
“Ain’t no way bro just pulled the Chesterfield Gambit!”

by A Real, Genuine Human November 1, 2023

The Aidan Gambit

When a player loses a game of chess.

Ethan: *resigns in a game of chess*
Aidan: "No way, you really just pulled off the Aidan Gambit!"

by YoungJello April 6, 2021

Bradbury gambit

Named for Steven Bradbury's 2002 winter olympic speedskating gold medal victory, simply by being the last mf standing. The fine art of letting the rest of the field dnf themselves or near enough that they are no longer a threat. While you skate on through to nab the EZ Clap gg's.

Perp1: This is a fuckin' fast field, and our car is toast after the last heat.
Perp2: Their rides are just as fried, if I stay out of trouble I could Bradbury gambit and podium, they are driving like maniacs out there.

by Soubriquet11 April 23, 2021