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the snake gambit

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
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Pope Gambit

An attempt to make oneself appear squeaky clean, carried to such extremes of austerity or public self-righteousness that this person has just gotta be hiding something.
Jerry's pretending he doesn't feel attracted to Ralph, and going about talking about cleanliness of mind and body as he attends meetings of this group of homophobic God-botherers. He's obviously playing the Pope Gambit.
by Fearman February 22, 2008
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Pants Gambit

When the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. More often then not, this seems to result in a 'win'.
Don't bother bringing it up with Robert, he'll just go for the pants gambit.
by TrustyFedora January 16, 2011
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Garfield Gambit

Fucking a cat under the table while playing a risky move in chess
Someone noticed me playing the Garfield Gambit in the tournament
by The garf December 2, 2018
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Chesterfield Gambit

Whenever your friend does something so fucking clutch that you make up a bullshit name for it so that it seems like it was planned.
“Dude, Brian just shot my grandma!”
Ain’t no way bro just pulled the Chesterfield Gambit!”
by A Real, Genuine Human November 1, 2023
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alyssa+gambit

one of the grossest and naughtiest couples you will ever meet. in person they are innocent but wait until they are behind closed doors especially at gambits house.
alyssa+gambit or mr and mrs naughty
boy 1: I heard alyssa sucked off gambit at the movies

boy 2: well i heard they did it at his house
by urmom.com.org December 15, 2021
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The Aidan Gambit

When a player loses a game of chess.
Ethan: *resigns in a game of chess*
Aidan: "No way, you really just pulled off the Aidan Gambit!"
by YoungJello April 6, 2021
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