
Detective: What if tried dis?
2nd Person: What?
D: If we had a special abilty to pick up girls?
2nd Person: No, it wouldn't work they'll think we're creepy
D: Yeaa, I fuzz up
2nd: You fuzz up
2nd Person: What?
D: If we had a special abilty to pick up girls?
2nd Person: No, it wouldn't work they'll think we're creepy
D: Yeaa, I fuzz up
2nd: You fuzz up
by Zero Cola November 7, 2016

The various subtances (including pubic hair, lint, fuzz, fur, etc.) That get caught underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised man's penis
Guy 1: I got a boner in my fuzzy pajama pants last night, commando style.
Guy 2: That must've left some serious head fuzz
Guy 2: That must've left some serious head fuzz
by Mount 'n' Do Me February 25, 2010

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

A lazy police officer. Usually drives up and down the main streets of his jurisdiction so everyone knows he’s a cop. Will not engage in any trainings. No matter what kind of call he goes to, he will always call for back up. Usually will also be a volunteer firefighter. Always avoids confrontation and calls everyone “bud.”
by RickSaltsman82 April 13, 2022

by sarahrayesmith April 4, 2007
