Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Futon method

When you fold down the back seats of your car with a partner to have my room.

When i was with Kenzie we were in my car and i used the Futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Futon

A small couch that is very difficult to engage in sexual activity due to the risk of rolling off onto the floor. Can also be used as slang in noun verb or adjective form meaning “risky” or “stupid”.

Have fun but be careful not to roll off the futon!
Adam why would you do that you futon!

by Jonydo March 04, 2018

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks February 29, 2016

polish futon

Doing the nasty sending it full roast from behind.
You send her a full soft serve pie face style.
Then fold the futon up with her in it!

I was smashing my ex from the back and prepared a full shit to the face from the back.
And fold the futon up with her in it. Polish futon style

by 123toes987 May 02, 2024