Fuse

The best new network on Cable TV, better than the so called Mtv. Formerly MMUSA(Much Music USA)

Fuck MTV, watch Fuse

by FhillyMan August 19, 2003

fusterated

Frustrated for the Spelling Retarded

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.

by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012

fuse

A channel that actually played music for quite a while. Unfortunately, just like MTV, it's becoming consumed by more and more reality TV...

MTV = 99% reality TV, 1% music
Fuse = ACTUALLY A MUSIC CHANNEL... wait... what's this "Cheerleader U" crap? D:

by Fireball1783 December 8, 2007

funeral

An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.

Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.

Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!

Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!

by dookeyboy December 3, 2010

faserio

"seriously for real" - spanglish translation

B: We have to hit the beach soon.
L: Faserio!

L: Let's go take pictures!
B: Faserio.

by LO.DB March 30, 2008

Funeraling

Funeraling is Krogering but with more caskets.

Let's go funeraling.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

by jesus peatz March 23, 2010