It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 6, 2003

funny t-shirts

Those stupid ads you see on the side of your screen while surfing Urban Dictionary. Those girls aren't even pretty!

Man, those ads are suppose to have funny t-shirts but they are not funny at all!

by Lightboxes April 28, 2008

funny not found

An expression that is used when a joke is lame.

Ted: Do you play sports?
Ned: Yes, I play chess.
Ted: I bet you get injured a lot, hehe..
Ned: Funny not found, dude.

by tree pipit December 4, 2010

not funny

most of the entries in this dictionary

anything done by me

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

funny mud pee

Chinglish slang. It sounds like 放你妈的屁 in Chinese, which basically means stop motherfucking lyingIs. Used to fight back people who called COVID-19 “Chinese Virus”

It is the Chinese virus
Funny mud pee

by 杰克辣舞 March 25, 2020

Funny Fish Friday

Funny Fish Friday is a day where everyone can appreciate the funny fish and their glory. Their power over the people. The holiday is celebrated is celebrated every Friday of the year mostly by unfunny children.

Happy Funny Fish Friday, dumbass.

by HHHHH=hhhhHhhhhhH June 19, 2020

PIMP Funny

Pee In My Pants Funny.

While driving to work this morning, I almost had an accident listening to Howard Stern on the radio; he was so damn PIMP Funny.

by suzywoozy July 28, 2011