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happy fun ball

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
"Accept no substitutes!!"
by devilzukin December 3, 2003
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you seem fun

A sardonic response to people who insist on correcting jokes.
Someone tweets "My friend is so dumb. She said Dave Grohl used to

be in this band called Nirvana but that makes no sense. That would have been,

like, 20 years ago." The twittertards respond that Grohl was indeed in Nirvana

and that the tweeter is stupid for not knowing this. The proper response to

these people is to tell them "You seem fun".
by snappy kyle September 16, 2013
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Outrageous Fun

adj. To perform sexual activities with multiple partners, including both genders. And then proceed to tell your sexcapade with complete strangers, while renting a boat.
"Everyone was wasted, hookin' up left and right. Girls gone fingers in butts, dicks in butts, so much fun. Suckin' down on farts, outrageous fun."
by radical walrus January 28, 2009
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Fun

Clearly something that you arent having if you're searching it on here.
Guy one: Wanna go to a party tonight?
Guy two: NO!
Guy one: WHY?!
Guy two: Because I'm looking for fun on the interent.
by Mechgeek May 24, 2010
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shitty run fun

when your stomach is bubblin and yo booty is drippin.
i ate those ribs now i have shitty run fun
by THIZZLESHIZZLE May 30, 2006
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Mandatory Fun

Fun, Mandatory: When the 1sg or CO (or their spouses) decide that the company's spouses and children are going to have a day set aside for them to have a family oriented even, and you are "invited" (I.E. no choice). you may not leave until the day is over, even though you live in the barracks and have no dependents of your own.
Nah man, CO has us on a Mandatory Fun Day today at 7:00 am.
by 11BulletCatcher September 3, 2010
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Fun hat

Verb- To expel sexual fluids as from a penis or vagina onto the hair of another person.
"I gave him a sloppy fun hat!"
by Funhattery August 20, 2007
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