A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!
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Guy 2: "I dunno dude, looks like a leap of filth to me."
Guy 2: "I dunno dude, looks like a leap of filth to me."
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The first and original guy to be friend zoned. This person has achieved such fame and glory at being friend zoned that he has automatically attained this position with every female in England despite not yet having met them!
by Skimsy January 1, 2015
Get the Friend Zone Fulton mug.The sexual act in which the male partner defecates in large quantities while holding onto his spouse. This is generally precluded by pulling a Chewbacca mask out from under the pillow, donning it and yelling like the titular Wookie.
"Have you tried the Filthy Chewbacca yet?"
"Aw man! Last night I treated my girl to a romantic dinner, took laxatives and had beautiful sex with her. After she fell asleep in my arms, I put on my Wookie mask, pulled her in tight, flooded the bed with shit and yelled like Chewbacca!"
Male: "*Chewbacca Yell*"
Girl: "NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO OF ME".
"Aw man! Last night I treated my girl to a romantic dinner, took laxatives and had beautiful sex with her. After she fell asleep in my arms, I put on my Wookie mask, pulled her in tight, flooded the bed with shit and yelled like Chewbacca!"
Male: "*Chewbacca Yell*"
Girl: "NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO OF ME".
by SpaceToast December 8, 2010
Get the Filthy Chewbacca mug.If you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your fuck muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits dripping, and right before you nut, smear blood across her upper lip, then cover it with jizz, you've given her a Filthy Roger. Bonus for extra running and dripping.
Me: "FUCK! I cut my finger!"
Fuck Muppet: "Are you ok?"
Me: *Crazy laugh* "Come here, I'm gonna be fucking FAMOUS when I coin the phrase 'Filthy Roger' on Urbandictionary.com"
Fuck Muppet: "Are you ok?"
Me: *Crazy laugh* "Come here, I'm gonna be fucking FAMOUS when I coin the phrase 'Filthy Roger' on Urbandictionary.com"
by Filthy Roger October 17, 2006
Get the Filthy Roger mug.A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008
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BRO 1: BRO!!! What did you do last night?
BRO 2: Me and my girlfriend and these two midgets who have down syndrome were doing the Filthy Kai! It was insane!!
BRO 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore! You're one sick motherfucker!
BRO 2: Me and my girlfriend and these two midgets who have down syndrome were doing the Filthy Kai! It was insane!!
BRO 1: I don't think we can be friends anymore! You're one sick motherfucker!
by what a guy 2205 February 27, 2011
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