fuhrer friday

a special day in the week where we celebrate the achievements of Hitler

Person 1: yo u gonna go to the movies today?
Person 2: no man its fuhrer friday i will be at the rally

by fuhrer friday August 5, 2006

fuhrman

Definition: an object, like a glove, dropped from a chairlift
Pronunciation: fərˈ-mən
Function: noun
Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; derived from Mark Fuhrman the detective on the OJ Simpson case suspected of dropping a bloody glove at the crime scene.

At the end of the ski season after the snow melted, Willy hiked under the chair looking for fuhrmans.

by Growlvin December 30, 2009

funeral

An expensive gathering of family and friends to observe a corpse, state that the deceased "looks good" in his or her coffin, gossip over how the person died, and then cast lots to divide any remaining assets.

Often many of the attendees haven't had contact with the deceased in years but now believe that appearing at the funeral to show support actually matters to a dead person or the truly bereaved.

Mark: Man, if I hear one more person say that Uncle Ray "looks good" in his coffin tonight during funeral calling hours I'm gonna flip out!

Jake: I know, right?! That bone cancer ate him away and he weighed 47 lbs when he died! Makes no sense!

by dookeyboy December 3, 2010

Funeraling

Funeraling is Krogering but with more caskets.

Let's go funeraling.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

Faher

A man with huge PP and loves molesting kids, especially kids named juju, he is a gay molester so keep ur kids away. he is a very attractive species of the maksoud generation, he is a hard working and smart teen, fahers are usually virgos and he usually likes to watch little kids dancing. if you come across a mohammed faher maksoud, i inform you to stay withing 100 feet away,

its a faher runn!

by SYPTIC February 20, 2022

Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

by jesus peatz March 23, 2010

Shotgun funeral

Similar to a shotgun wedding, but instead of joining a reluctant couple, it occurs when a hated despot dies and is displayed before his or her oppressed serfs. The serfs feel compelled to begin crying uncontrollably at Dear Leader's untimely demise or else face a very hazardous and morbid fate.

Kim Jong Il died recently and his citizens displayed fake tears at the barrel of a gun. It was a very successful shotgun funeral for Best Korea.

by Kim_Jong_not_Il_He_Dead December 23, 2011