Geometric Fuckton

An extremely large amount of something (usually sexual) that needs its own unit of measure.

Harold:" How many black guys have you banged Marcia?"
Marcia: " A Geometric Fuckton."

by DatBoiR3MY June 12, 2017

metric fuckton

One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.

The population of China is exactly one metric fuckload.

by Max Reasons August 28, 2004

fucksoneer

Generally contemptible person. Alias of fuckoff, and more intense variant of bollocksoneer.

Tom DeLay - Damn, what a fucksoneer.

by Alex Koik-Cestone November 25, 2007

fuckzone

when you're purely friends with benefits with someone

"dude he put me in the fuckzone, and that's not all bad ;)"

by tr45hp4nd4 February 2, 2016

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

fuckonquered

(fù-kòng-kur) adj., from 'fuckonquer'

A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'conquer'. The state of being supremely inebriated; on the brink of a syncopal episode.

Other synonyms not listed below: hammed, hamboned, hammerboned, shmammerboned, shitfaced, shitty, fried, blitzed, blotto, bombed, cockeyed, crocked, fuddled, juiced, lit, loaded, pickled, pie-eyed, slopped, sloshed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffed, steaming, stewed, stiff, stinko, tanked up, three sheets to the wind, buzzed, sober, straight, square

Alex drank the entire 30 rack over the past 4 hours, did a strikeout, and is now fuckonquered on the floor over there.

by Rageface McGee November 9, 2010