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Fuckface

A fuckface, is a horny homosexual socially deficient individual that finds joy in ditching friends for girls all the while collecting all sorts of canned food (Tuna) in his drawers in preparation for the upcoming apocalypse.

Stay alert when around a fuckface, they tend to be friendly and attentive eager to hear the latest gossip to spread around.

The pubic hair growing on his face can be mistaken for a beard or in most cases, eyebrows.
Fuckface: Hey man

Person 1: Where the fuck where you?

Fuckface: I was buying groceries with the girls

Person 1: Why the fuck didn't you tell me? we were supposed to go together

Fuckface: Why the fuck didn't you order me food?

Person 1: cause your a fuckface

Fuckface: Chill man
by The Foodinator November 7, 2010
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fuckface

"Cheers, fuckface!"-Phillip, South Park
by 0niTTRay April 20, 2006
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fuckface

he's got a beautiful fuckface
by Acash G February 1, 2009
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Fuckface

The language only spoken by only the most awesome people and their girlfriends (biggest assholes and their main bitches). Also known as, the biggest Le ruhtards that the world has ever seen.
"I speak fluent fuckface."
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Fuckface

A name for one whose face is often fucked. A cocksucker.
Hey fuckface, come over here and get down on your knees.
by Dr. Warblethroat March 17, 2011
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fuckface

Having a fuckable face.
Or someone publicly fucked in the face.
Damn, look at that "fuckface" Josh
by Josh February 8, 2004
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Fuckface

When the only thing is fuckable is your face
Has anyone told you that your a fuckface
by brandy 74 November 19, 2016
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