fuck a duck

phrase used in a song to the tune of row, row, row ur boat

fuck, fuck, fuck, a duck
screw a kangaroo
eat a grape, rape an ape,
orgy at the zoo

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

fuck a duck

to have sex with farm animals, namely ducks

last night, we all paid five bucks to watch jim fuck-a-duck

by k8tie July 1, 2002

Fuck and duck

When someone has sex with another person but then after the experience avoids all contact with that person.

His dick was so small, he keeps texting me but i think i'm gonna pull a fuck and duck.

by toomuchsass November 22, 2015

Fuck A Duck

A word used when one is extremely pissed off.

"You what?!! You ran over my mother?!!!-FUCK A DUCK!!"

by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

fuck a duck

a way to get some 1 to come with you

you piss head stop messing around or go fuck a duck

by dec May 18, 2004

fuck a duck

A term of endearmart that I often use in a playful way when my lady and I are having anal/doggie style sex in my swimming pool

Last night my lady and I did a "fuck a duck” which we both enjoyed tremendously.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

fuck a duck

To have sex with an ugly woman.

Man, I'm so horny I'd fuck a duck.

by adzling7 April 9, 2006