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fucked up shit

An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.

A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.
2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse

holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..
by da tr00f July 24, 2009
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Fucked-up Friday

(n.) The weekday following Thursty (or Thirsty) Thursday, also preceded by Wasted Wednesday, Tipsy Tuesday, Messed-up Monday, Sloshed Sunday, and Shitfaced Saturday; also, the true beginning of the typical weekend alcohol/drug binge, most popular amongst the college student population
ex. 1 - It's been a long week, man...thank goodness it's finally Fucked-up Friday!
by greenteajunkie February 14, 2010
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fucked up grill

Fucked up grill is referencing the situation of one's teeth. There is an erray of grill issues that can earn a person this particular title. examples include but are not limited too

1)Meth teeth: little pointy black nubs, a great example of this look in cinema is the headless horseman character in Sleepy Hollow.
2)Can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence teeth: This is when one tooth is way up front while the one right next to it is far back. This typically continues across the entire grill.
3) Piss poor hygiene teeth: we all know this person. Puffy red gums, bad breath, yellow butter coating on the teeth that are somehow still present.

4) Extra teeth: I know you know what I'm talking about. Above the tooth line of this grill has one to several little bonus teeth perched in the no tooth zone.
"Yo man, that chick would be hot if she didn't have that fucked up grill"
If the grill is severely fucked up the word ass can be added for added drama
"Dude, why didn't you let her blow you?" "Come on man have you seen her fucked up ass grill? I ain't putting my dick in that meat grinder"
by Groovingupslow December 7, 2015
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fucked up shit

An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.
After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."
by Treebor July 22, 2007
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to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio
Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...
by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008
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fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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fucked up like a T-rex

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.
Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.
by jakesgixxer April 26, 2011
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