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Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.
Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!
by Sir Farr August 28, 2010
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Han Fu

Han Fu - noun: Typically an asian adolescent who suffers from childhood obesity and still traumatised by the fact till today, an average Han Fu normally excels impressively in math, but somehow fails tremendously at everything else - predominantly in arts, language & athletics. However despite all the manifested negative quality of this person, his intelligence & appearances can automatically make you feel incredibly pleased with yourself, therefore he is naturally an ideal selection for a best friend, one could almost say he is a rare specimen, once you miss it, you could never wish the opportunity to return. In conclusion, love him like your father, and he will treat you like your mother.
Person A "Did you finish your math assignments?"
Person B "No, have you? We are ought to fail at life!"
Person A "Most definitely, of course, you have witnessed the fury of Mr Banana."
Person B "Tell me with your uppermost honesty, did you actually complete those work by yourself?"
Person A "Pssh, of course not, Han Fu did it for me!"
by Erection July 7, 2015
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Ryan fu

Oh look, its a ryan fu
by JJPDSOAJ June 22, 2018
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Shiny Fu

(n. slang) Chinese Food, as pronounced with an Asian accent.
Welcome to Hong Wang's Shiny Eatery! Shiny fu goo fo yoo!
by MattYouKnowWho August 23, 2009
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Kung fu treachery

When a fiendish master uses the holy art of Kung Fu to partake in evil or corrupt activity against another master of Kung Fu.
"Jeffersons death was a result of Kung Fu treachery by the grand master Wu on his quest for World domination that will plunge the world into darkness."
by EliteFourMARK July 12, 2011
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fu hua

the best girl the loml the meow meow
"do you know fu hua?"
"you mean the best girl?"
by xxin August 19, 2021
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your kung fu is superior

A way of showing your inferiority to someone; accepting your defeat honourably
Sarah: Hah, I win again. 119-99
Dak: Shit. Your kung fu is superior.
by Mr.Dak May 13, 2005
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