Chocolate-Frosted Meatballs

The male-version of a beef taco. To wit, the result of a man wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared over his ballsack.

I just wiped back to front, and now I have chocolate-frosted meatballs. Why won't someone teach me how to wipe my ass properly?

by Chief_Chef February 4, 2010

Frosted Turd

The sperm-covered feces expelled from the anus immediatley following butt sex.

Sweet dude, I just took a frosted turd.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

Frosted Strawberry

When you're doing it in the butt and cause her asshole to prolapse and then nut on it.

"I was having consensual anal sexual intercourse with my paramore when she suddenly prolapsed, causing me such excitement that I gave her the Frosted Strawberry!"

by rammingspeed June 18, 2009

frosted flakes

When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.

Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!

by Anonymous2110 May 26, 2010

frosted brownie

When you're fucking some chick in the ass and she takes a shit. Then bust a nut on the shit.

As a special treat, i gave Jenny a frosted brownie for being a good girl.

by Bigg D November 29, 2006

frosted mudcake

A poo covered in cum after anal sex.

Thanks, I'll be passing frosted mudcakes all week!

by sjc13 September 12, 2013

frosted egg

The act of putting whipped cream on your balls and having another person lick it off.

A man standing in a crowd, carrying a can of whipped cream, drops his pants sprays whipped cream on his balls and yells "ladies who wants to eat some frosted eggs."

by Crazy clyde March 13, 2016