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Albuquerque Frito Pie

When a man defecates on a woman's chest, titty fucks her, ejaculates on her face, then punches her in the face knocking her out.
Dude, I gave Brittney the Albuquerque Frito Pie last night!
by Teh W1n October 10, 2008
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rasta shasta monasta fritasta

when one hits that point where they're fried out of their mind stoned, sometimes this can be good or very bad, such as when a person of your little green party becomes a heatbag. 2 examples will show the difference
Good!: "Dude, is it raining?" Gnome A
"No bro, but there goes a goat" Gnome B

Bad: The noob was so rasta shasta monasta fritasta'd after one joint that he began to hurl and was never invited to smoke again.
by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007
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faitosteric

faitosteric- 1.adj;n.:- having little or no amount of knowledge of questioning one's self why life exists; state of having no purpose, something or someone not of importance. ( being nothing, no end to, neverending, infinity. Within a void, a sea of emptiness and eternal rest. )
(I.E.: Those ideas are of a faitosteric man such as myself. ; adj. )
(I.E.: I feel that space and everything around the world, including time is faitosteric. ; n. )
by Andrew Chicosky January 15, 2004
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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014
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Frito bag

A girl who is known to have sex with a lot of Mexican men
Look at her hanging out with all those soccer boys, she's a total frito bag
by Pizza boy November 7, 2017
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fritsplays

The dear leader himself, a man you can find at twitch.tv/fritsplays, whos also a great commentator when it comes to building cities/continents.
random guy: who is that?
fritsplays followers: the dear leader himself, fritsplays
by trihardseven September 25, 2021
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Frito Pie

The sexual act of eating a mixture of Fritos and chili. After which a laxative is used and the consumer is fucked in the ass until they shit.
Dude I gave Betty a Frito Pie last night!!!!
by FritoLover77 December 22, 2021
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