Pet a Freshman Day

The day of December 3rd, when all upper-classmen (high school & college) adopt a Freshman, as if they were a pet at the homeless shelter, and pet them, like a pet bunny, but more domesticated.

John: hey man, you gonna attend Pet a Freshman Day?

Mark: yea man, I even bought a nice little cage with a water bottle in it.

John: that's sick dawg.

by magoffin_lad9 November 16, 2010

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freshmance

a dating relationship between two high school freshman, usually very short, pointless, and creating a lot of unnecessary drama

"woah, i never thought they'd hook up"
"bro, its a freshmance, it'll be over before the week is"

by colapsedlungman August 19, 2009

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A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

by PMax January 11, 2009

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freshmore

A student in his/her second year of high school who has failed too many classes to be considered a sophomore.

"Dale's a ninth-grader? I know I saw him around last year."
"Yeah, he's a freshmore."

by CWall55 February 6, 2007

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freshman crush

a man between the ages of 18 and 20 who is the love interest of a woman between the ages of 23 and 30.

Girl #1: your boyfriend is cute, how old is he

Girl #2: he's 20

Girl #2: awww, you have a freshman crush

Girl #1: and he treats me good too

Girl #2: buy him a Kids Meal at McDonald's

by Jerz201 April 11, 2013

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Freshmire

To pull a Freshmire is to ruin a funny joke or conversation by saying something irrelevant or stupid.

Friend One- Did you watch Family guy last night?
Friend Two- Yeah when stewie beat the hell out of brian for his money?
Friend One- Yeah man when he beat him with the golf club i about lost it!
Friend Two- I know or with the flame Thrower!
Friend Three- Hahahaha yeah like George Clooney!
Friend One- Omfg you just pulled a Freshmire
Friend Two- jesus christ i forgot what i was laughing about.

by Antonio32hundred January 24, 2011

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