Max Freeburg

Who dat.

Max Freeburg is a Nobody.

by whocurrr October 26, 2010

freebush

When one uses the natural means of decapitating on a bush as a means to relieve themselves, as opposed to utilizing the facilities of an indoor plumbing system. Freebushing is an applicable tactic provided the plant of choice is a bush, not a shrub or a tree. A bush. Hence the term "freebush". If you are faced with a critical dilemma and really need to take a dump, but can not distinguish whether or not your plantoilet of choice fits the criteria of a bush, please contact Mr. T-rizzle, the authoritative staff member of the "Bushing for Freedom" association or Mr. Jack Attack, the administrative director -to be assisted through the critical decision.
Thank you,
may you have a good bush.

Hey man, the stall was full, and I didn't wanna double dunk with that French dude, so I had to freebush it. I'm glad it wasn't a rose bush.

by awesome-pawsome bob August 23, 2008

freebes

a sexually transmitted disease that is a cross between herpes and syphilis.

talked to my std doctor today and he said that i got a new disease called freebes.

by as;lkvnoiergndbj a; September 26, 2008

freebasing

incessant, continuous, unforgivable, and inexcusable public ball scratching, for no reason.

He handles more balls than dirk nowitski, man he's freebasing!

by BTTL July 13, 2006

freedus loadus

mammal that free loads off us.

If you look now you can see the freedus loadus in its natural habitat, mooching off the others.

by SONIA BALOGNA June 20, 2007

freeburner

One who uses money deliberately without judgment.

Dude, why did you buy ten pounds of used batteries?You freakin' freeburner.

by Willow Tree January 14, 2008

freebashing

The modern day act of posting internet statements with the intention of vilifying any person or group into perceived shame based upon hearsay evidence and gossip, anonymously.

Some hunter killed an animal and the whole internet was freebashing him.

by Timothy Stickens September 7, 2015