Yellow Fountain

In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.

You stuck one foot in the entrance of the Yellow Fountain!

by jane86 January 31, 2010

Flower Fountain

your missus vagina

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.

by fanny flaps May 16, 2022

The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)

Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.

by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014

Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike

Warowls Fourth law of Counter Strikes states that Negev is always the meta of the Counter Strike franchise.

Person 1: Dude the CTs are just spraying through B tunnel with a smoke

Person 2: Darn it Warowl's Fourth Law of Counter Strike yet has strikes it again

by i like the smell of macs August 16, 2021

Corinthian Fountain

An ancient, but modernly practiced, sex act first discovered by the Corinthians who were part of a large city-state, such as Sparta. Except they were a not "war-lovers" but were Greek "ass-lovers". The Corinthian Fountain occurs after a serious anal ass pounding the recipient forces out a massive load of liquid shit and semen. The goal of the Corinthian Fountain is to spray the load as high as possible into the air before it splashes down again on the exterior of the buttocks. The higher the spray, the more gratification received.

Gary invited Donna to his dorm room to study for their Greek history test but instead wound up pounding her anal orifice for over an hour. She later blew a three foot Corinthian Fountain all over her ass. Gary was extremely satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

fourth of july

The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.

police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.

by ouirewoi August 2, 2007

fountain hopping

The act of running across a city, town or campus from fountain to fountain, spending a few minutes wading and splashing. In order to be properly executed, great vigor and enthusiasm should be employed. Originating at California's Stanford University

Student 1: Why are you so wet?
Student 2: That's what she said!
Student 1: Seriously dude, what the fuck. You're dripping all over the place.
Student 2: That's what-
Student 1: I will take you the fuck out if you say that!
Student 2: OK. We went fountain hopping.
Student 1: A'ight, was it hella tight?
Student 2: Fo sho, it was wicked rad.

by Lagunita Love June 25, 2008