suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006

team fortress 2

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at [e-mail], and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

nigga, team fortress 2 is totaly ded dude!111!!11!1

by lnfernus June 29, 2019

fortune cookie game

when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.

"my friends and i love playing the fortune cookie game...once, i got a fortune that said 'don't panic...in bed.'"

by love me i'm a liberal March 19, 2007

.fortune

.fortune, a name cheat for Halo: Combat Evolved. Enter the name to recieve a random message.

Enter .fortune as a profile name in the original Halo.

by .fortune June 16, 2008

Fortune Shitting

Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.

Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.

by MagnificationMan August 26, 2013

fortune 500 mind

People with Fortune 500 minds are phenom's and run empires. You have the street smart type like Big Meech, Jay z, LOX, Nas, SUBZERO GROOVE, El Chapo, Jeezy, E40, BIGGIE, TUPAC, and are grade A upper echelon Puppet Masters similar to the Godfather™© how the manipulate the strings and control with impetuous Power behind the scenes. Then you have the legal book smart legal types like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Oprah, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren buffet, the Shark Tank ™© Moguls.

Last you have the ancient mythical type like Cleopatra, King David, King Solomon, Mansa Musa and many more! They have all amassed enormous gorgeous fortunes well into the trillions!(all the types Fortune 500 mind's.)

People with Fortune 500 minds are geniuses and are useless the most wealthiest people on the planet cause they're planning execution and strategies are impeccable and second to none bar applause!

by Insurrection February 14, 2019

fortune teller

A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/

Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.

by QuacksO March 29, 2019