fork 

a common alternate name for someone who refuses to stay in sunlight for extended periods of time; derived from the effects of sticking a fork in a microwave in junction to that person being in the sun.

Yeah, baby, that's right. My name is Fork, and I hate sunlight.

fork by Ken.n.Fork July 29, 2005

fork 

1: another word meaning dork.
2: A dork just in another form

"Cory is such a fork!"

fork by Bitchness July 16, 2006

fork 

To spoon with a skinny, boney guy, so that it's not smooth and comfortable like a spoon, but prickly and painful like a fork.

No way am I going to fork with Doug!

fork by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

fork 

(noun). someone who is going out with a F.G member.

I hodged my fork with great force.

fork by Rolls December 13, 2004

Fork 

When two men/boys spoon

Guy who forks: "I was at Jared's last night until 1 AM watching a movie last night, and we spent half of the time forking."

Guy who does not fork: "Dude that's really gay.."

Fork by TheAllKnowingButtHead June 6, 2011

Fork 

A person who is a faggot.

Did you see Valentina? She's such a fork.

Fork by JDSNigger November 24, 2011

Fork 

Referring to a Dutch

person: Do you have a Dutch?

Correct person: Do you have a fork so we can eat some cheesecake?

Fork by Darianduh September 28, 2017