forever cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.

Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met

by cforzy October 18, 2019

forever crush

Someone who you will ALWAYS have a crush on. No matter the circumstances, no matter if you two haven't spoken in years, no matter if you're married to another person, etc.

"Yeah I remember _______. They will always be my forever crush."

by d6839 January 25, 2017

Forever Cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her and never loses it.

The sparks used to fly, but after she went forever cow the only thing that flies is her flubber.

by Shadow Warden October 18, 2019

Forever Cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you just started dating and never loses it.

Anthony: Did you hear about bob?
Jon: No, Wait happened?
Anthony: He married a Forever cow

by Kilagen October 17, 2019

SCOTLAND FOREVER

THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR

search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag

hey wanna here something cool??

Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER

by SubtoThePurplePotatoonYouTube October 30, 2019

Forever Alone

The relationship status of most people on Tumblr.

❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ FOREVER ALONE

by MyDef September 11, 2010

Forever and a Half

A phrase meaning a very long time.

Jay: "Kay, hurry up!!! I have to pee!!!"
Kay: "Okay, okay, okay!!! I'm done!!!"
Jay: "Man, you took, like, forever and a half!!! What were you doing in there???!!!

by C-C-Caitlin March 28, 2008