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Footered

Fingering but with feet
I fingered my girlfriend last night then footered her today
by Kyule September 26, 2020
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five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.
That car is a five footer.
by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023
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Footer

Noun/Verb, the act of shimmying or sliding both feet on the ground very swiftly as a mode of transportation. Also used as a form of racing friends.
Past tense, Footered
Present tense, Footering/Footers
The child happily footered to school.
He footeres his way to victory.
The annual footer race is tomorrow.
by The 7th Huskey German February 12, 2025
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Tallahassee Swamp Footer

When a Male/Female gives a Male a foot job with athletes foot.
I think kristy wants to give me a Tallahassee Swamp Footer.
by N1T3AL November 29, 2020
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Sloppy Footer

When a female uses her feet to jerk a dude off and he cums all over her feet
Megan loved to give Ryan Sloppy Footers
by KDawg 220 May 8, 2020
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free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.
I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.
by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015
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Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.
I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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