A game in which you order food in a drive through, and you have a friend wait somewhere just outside the car (a bush, behind a pole, ect.) and when your order is ready that friend sprints by and takes the food that is being handed to you. You and whoever else is in the car pretend that you have absolutely no idea who that person is and demand another order or your money back. You get twice as much food, or your money back.
John, Eric, Le'Qwonte, and Ian were hungry. They decided to go to Taco Bell and play Fast Food Football. After they ordered, John got out and then as the food was being handed to Eric he ran by and took the food as if it was a football. He then ran around the block. Eric and the other friends then demanded a free order. They got the original order, and a free one. Then they picked up John and everyone was happy.
by btothechizzle April 11, 2010
Get the Fast Food Football mug.A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.
Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!
Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!
Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Mario: Stone!
Mama Luigi: Football!
Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!
Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Stone Football~
Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!
Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Mario: Stone!
Mama Luigi: Football!
Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!
Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Stone Football~
by Splek January 22, 2009
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An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)
Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.
by Duckbutt November 4, 2005
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Get the Wall Football mug.The phenomenon that occurs when someone leaves the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of their pants, giving the illusion that they are in the middle of a game of flag football.
*Guy walks by with tp hanging out of the back of his pants*
Witness #1: "Dude--that guy is playing flag football! You gonna let him score?"
Witness #2: "Bitch, I ain't tuggin that shit!"
Witness #1: "Dude--that guy is playing flag football! You gonna let him score?"
Witness #2: "Bitch, I ain't tuggin that shit!"
by Ator February 27, 2008
Get the flag football mug.A tactic/style of play which employs English players , high aggression , normally the 4-4-2 formation , parking the bus and hoofball
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