Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.
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it's when you wanna do someone reaaaallly hard!!!
Even if yar drunk!! >8D
1.- Magikjelibean says (19:40):
shall i time skip or shud they fook?

2.- 'F*ck biotch, i wanna fook you so bad, Mah erection is pulsating like a mofucka it is!... yo..'

3.- 'man, He fooked me so hard last night, i still can't sit, AND BOY OH BOY! he donkey punched me too... it was a greater sensation of the fookness... <3

4.- FOOK = HxC SMEX! WOO HOO BABEY!
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1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.

2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.

3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.

Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”

“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”

*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK

“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
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fook mi is an female asian slut. This comes from that austin powers movie and from that girl from bowdoin
yo luke you should get with fook mi, shes a huge slut
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1: Originates from the combining of the words fucking and retard, in order to emphasize that one is stupid.
2: Jack ass

It was used by pre-teens in school who did not wish to get in trouble with teachers, but still get their point across to whomever they were saying it to.
Chicken? How is that funny, you fook tard!
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Meaning 'The fuck', also short for 'wtf?' Used on internet chat programs/forums to poke fun at the '1337' noobs.
Noob: wtf???? roflmfaobbq! bbq?
Sane person: Teh fook?
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The art of posting things on face book at 3AM, drunk that you would never post sober.
Suzanne really pissed off some friends with her bace fooking last night!
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