flusterpuss

Similar to a sourpuss, a flusterpuss is in a state of heightened anxiety but lacks the sour facial expressions. Usually brought on by prolonged exposure to cold winds, sleep deprivation, or missed meals, a flusterpuss is calmed by a steamy shower or hot cocoa. Lacking decisiveness, a flusterpuss may experience convulsions of pent up agitation or babble in noncommittal phrases. Words of caution: never ask a flusterpuss to make a decision.

While frantically searching for a jacket at H&M, Tracy violently shrugs off an ill-fitting coat and proceeds to almost fall over a stroller with a baby in it. When the garment finally releases her arms, she throws it onto the wrong rack out of frustration. Cat looks at her with concern, but mostly amusement, and says, “You are being a flusterpuss right now.” Tracy utters an incoherent sentence about how unbelievably cold it is in San Francisco. An hour later, armed with a new jacket and delicious pizza settling in her stomach, Tracy apologizes for her irrational behavior.

by electricblue72 September 8, 2009

Flustered Bottom

Someone who keysmashes perfectly and constantly, can't handle complements without making cute noises (irl keysmashing), and are wonderful at making Flirty Tops happy.

Izu: akjdsjjdkajdasdfg
Me: You're so cute. A total flustered bottom.

by Ya boi Sero July 14, 2019

flistaken

When you are mistaken about one's flaws, either over or underestimating someone.

Tessa was flistaken about Sabina's OCD issues.

by MaRockOOOO July 16, 2009

flusterated

A combination of flustered and frustrated.

All that drama got me so flusterated! That is so flustrating!

by mstabbycat February 5, 2009

flustered

sexually frustrated

When I am in his presence I get all flustered.

by Tiffani S February 7, 2004

fanny flusterer

The male equivalent of prick teaser.

His words and actions made me so hot and flustered, he was like a fanny flusterer!

by phallatio July 10, 2015

Fanny fluster

A fanny fluster is someone who makes someone’s Fanny throb and melt. It is very common in Gingers that have a name such as Lynsay. U don’t want to be near a fanny fluster for long as it can cause a yeast infection or further diseases. To protect yourself from these people u need to wear tight clothing to reduce the waterfall that streams from your vagina. It was once said that the worlds best Fanny flusters was a man named Blair Richardson. He could make Fanny’s drip from over 10 miles away. Stay safe and be aware of such people

I heard Lynsay is a Fanny fluster stay safe

I heard Lynsay made Cameron wet

by Skinny of the legends May 8, 2020