flumping

The action of fixing your appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard you try you will not be up to your own standards

That guy is always flumping!

by willywinka38 December 1, 2023

Flumpty

Good, cool or amazing.

Entity number one: Check out this new rap diss
Entity number two: Thats pretty flumpty

by Nico43567 March 25, 2024

flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

Flumping

A sexual act that involves one participant sucking marshmallows, preferably of the Flump brand, out of the other participant's asshole

Did you see the flumping video I sent you last night?

Yeah, I really want to try it some time

by Daewoo Gaming November 20, 2024

Composting Flumpter

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Composting Flumpter

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022