flooreo

An Oreo that has made contact with the floor and exceeded the "five-second rule."

Guy1: Hey, I just dropped a bunch of Oreo's on the floor-
Guy2: -And you assume I will simply eat these flooreo's, is that it?
Guy1: ...Well...will you?
Guy2: ...Hell yeah.

by Dalek Sec December 27, 2007

Floored

to be in such a state of intoxication its hard to do anything more then lie on the floor
this word came to be from me and Bad C Colts being bored so we decided to make our own words up

M D To The Mutherfuckin MC:dude what happened last night
Bad C COlts:dude u did so much shit you were floored motherfucker

by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004

floored it

1. To have suddenly accelerated a motor vehicle, perhaps to evade police or armed pursuers. May be used as a substitution to "he burned rubber", "he put the pedal to the metal" or "he high-tailed it outta there."

2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.

1. "The pigs saw that arm hangin' outta the trunk, man...he saw them turn on the blinkers and he floored it!"

2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."

by Lone Wulfe September 22, 2008

flooge

A word used to substitute the expletive "fuck". It can be used in place of it in any situation.

"flooge that shit"

by RosyJewlz311 November 10, 2009

floored

(N) Any vehicle sitting on the frame. As low as low gets.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.

(N) One Floored Accord.
(V) I can't get away from these cops. The pedal is floored!!!!!

by $0l0 August 1, 2003

floofey

A mixture between fluffy and loopy, this can be demonstrated when people wake up with a horrible hangover and floofey is evident in the movement of their hair.

My hair is f***ing floofey!

by the floofey queen May 19, 2006

floogendeudle

the ability to have swag

That guy's got floogendeudle.

That guy can really floogen his deudle.

by flyboiiiiihigginzYADIGG November 9, 2010