flexas

flexas is a weird swedish guy on my snap that keeps sending with pictures of his dog vaping

im flexas yoy!!

by eDgYtEeN_62 March 23, 2018

flexysexy

flexysexy is the rare ability that some fortunate humans possess. these people are physically able to suck their own penises. it is rumoured that no person, nor any vacuum cleaner can quite suffice the ultimate power of a blowjob, but when one is giving the good succ to themselves it is at its best. the sheer pleasure can cause an innocent mind to shatter into the subatomic realm, whilst the face of their now dead body is covered in explosive amounts of jizz. if you have this blessed yet cursed ability i pray to you, do not let in to your dirty temptations. do not tell ANYONE about this. there are many cases of the fbi finding people who can commit flexysexy, ending in their disappearance.

“hey bro, i think i know how to flexysexy.”
“oh yeh? prove it!”
*FBI OPEN UP*

by c_u_t_t_l_e_r_y May 31, 2020

flexum

To bend a banana the wrong way.

I can’t believe you flexumed that banana, it’s now sad.

by lucyhuw September 26, 2020

flexisexsual

Is a stupid think to belive in that.

Aneja Hojnik is flexisexual
Who is Flexisexsual?....
Aneja is.

by anonymous March 27, 2021

Flexual

Do you wake up not wondering your gender?
Do you wake up sexually attractive to the opposite gender?
Is 12 o clock somewhere?

Then you are Flexual

Uncle Bob is flexual

by SpackyJacky August 15, 2021

flexeus

a person of the fexeus herritage (often man) who flexes their knowladge and muscels infront of other people (often women)

woah nelly, he´s such a flexeus!!

by wappie September 2, 2021

Flexsexual

A sexuality created on Thursday, June 2nd, 2022 for people that feel no romantic and no sexual feelings toward anyone what so ever no matter what's done.

"Bro what sexuality are you?"

"I'm Flexsexual!!"

by TheWarriorCatFanBoy June 2, 2022