fleshmometer

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.

When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.

by JohanMack February 20, 2018

Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.

We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.

by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012

just a flesh wound

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

by Oli the Mad March 14, 2017

Flesh Cigar

A penis.

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.

by SafeHouse October 12, 2010

Flashyn

A phrase commonly used by mutants, flashyn is a word in trashtalk meaning "Let's Do This"

"You guys about ready t-"
"ALRIGHT CHUMS, FLASHYN! JASOOOOON FREDRIIICKS!!!"
"... omg he just ran in."

by Latke Boi October 16, 2016

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

by chauncey July 20, 2004