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fleshy cactus

when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018
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Fleshy

A bit of crumpet. A bit of the old in n' out. Adult nap time. Aggressive cuddling. Netflix and chill. Attacking the pink fortress. Baking the potato. Bam bam in the ham. Banana in the fruit salad.
To describe how a date went:

"How did your date go?"
"It was fleshy"

"How fleshy?"
"Medium rare." / "Well done" (one night stand)
by nikkimouselol November 21, 2018
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Fleshi

fart so powerful that it's rips off your anal skin.
It can also mean just a really big fart.
Plural "fleshis"
Dude that was a fleshi!
He ate way to much taco bell I can hear his Fleshis from all the way over here.
by 15man15 November 1, 2021
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fleshy pro

Fleshy Pro - The Fleshy Pro™ Male Masturbator features a unique sucking mechanism that mimics the sensation of receiving oral sex. It provides intense and satisfying pleasure that is unlike anything else on the market, and is perfect for use alone or with a partner.

(Read on to learn about "Climax mode "

RealSkin™ Sleeves
Fleshy Pro's soft, body-safe inner sleeves provide realistic spongy resistance and ease of entry. They're easy to clean, last basically forever, and are delicately textured to replicate the feeling of mucosa (the stuff that throats and vaginas and g-spots are made from).

💡 Tip: Warm the sleeve up in a bowl of hot water before use for even greater pleasure..

Climax mode"
When you hold down the climax button, Fleshy Pro takes you deeper and deeper and its powerful suction completely prevents you from being able to pull out until you finish (or until you release the button).

Close your eyes and see how similar this ultra-intense sensation feels to being deepthroated or feeling muscle contractions during female orgasm.

Easy to Wash
Despite being one of the biggest worries guys have before buying, cleaning Fleshy Pro™ takes less than 15 seconds and you don’t have to touch bodily fluids. Simply reverse the sleeve, dump your junk, rinse with soap and warm water, and voilà!
Fleshy pro is a dildo for men

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by Blu_leef November 13, 2023
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