Flabbages

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

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Fanbag

Fanbag - girl who pretends to enjoy sports for the sole purpose of impressing a guy. Usually a girl with very little to offer and a guy who is probably gay and spends too much time in the football club showers.

James: Man, that Sarah gives me the shits always trying to watch the local sports game with us. How are we meant to make crude jokes and belch and fart with a girl around. She ruins game day.

Simon: Yeah. She is a real Fanbag. I think she is trying to get into Tony's pants.

James: Tony's gay brah. Haven't you seem him checking out your schlong in the showers after practice.

Simon: No way! I am showering in my board shorts from now on. Should we tell her Tony is gay so she fucks off?

James: Na man. It'll be funny when she finally figures it out. Then I can be her frustration fuck.

by Lifestyle Specialist December 5, 2013

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flabalack

Adj:
A term used to mean something that is good.
The highest calibre of something; having the best qualities.

Noun: A person can be flabalacker i.e. trendy, good.

Can be abbreviated to: Flaba.

Very versitile and can be used in many sentences.
Adj:

"OMG, that was Flabalacker! He scored in the last second!"

"Hello my Flabalacker friend."

"That is so not Flabalack."

"Wow, how Flaba"

"I have a flaba new game"

by Sian Edwards and Jamie Miles April 15, 2008

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Flabadabadoo

Flabadabadoo is the first noticeable sympton of a F.U.P.A.. The girl will usually see a roll of fat beginning to form over her vagina area.

My girlfriend is getting Flabadabadoo.

by Berico Parachute October 20, 2006

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fanbastard

An extension of the term "fanboy," meant to be used specifically as the derogatory form instead of the basic term.

Some people wear the term "fanboy" proudly and they rightly deserve to as long as they are respectful of criticism and opposing viewpoints along with being polite in the discussion or advocating of the fan-subject. However, once the person crosses the territory from simply being a strong fan and advocate to becoming unreasonable, overzealous, or rude to those that oppose or differ in opinion, they cross from a "Fanboy" to a "Fanbastard."

Such behavior can range from obnoxiously trying to push the subject onto others, praising the subject without accepting the faults, flat out denying any negative criticism of the subject, and any other rude behavior associated in discussing the subject.

That dude is such an Apple Fanbastard!

by OriginalBurch June 4, 2010

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