Flabbergasted 

What the teacher says they are after receiving a bad report from the sub teacher.

" I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AT YOUR GUY'S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! NEVER IN MY NINETY SOMETHING YEARS OF TEACHING HAVE I GOTTEN SUCH A BAD REPORT FROM A SUB. "

Like we get it Mrs Smith we piss you off.

Flabbergasted by Baguette_6611 November 26, 2023

Flabbergasted 

Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news has left me flabbergasted."

Flabbergasted by purivolley January 27, 2024

Flabbergasted 

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

Flabbergasted by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

Flabbergasted 

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

Flabbergasted by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

flabbergasted vaginia 

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

flabbergasted vaginia by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

flabbergasted pickle 

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

flabbergasted pickle by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

Flabbergasted Skittles by gibbymaller November 18, 2018