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Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.
man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."
by BirdWop August 25, 2014
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future fat

When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.
Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.

Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.
by Sunabove July 11, 2017
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Rimming the Future

To manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.
Person 1: "Dude, your economics degree seems so boring. Why do you even bother?"
Person 2: "Bro, I'm just rimming the future"

Person 1: "Why do US history books put an emphasis on the US involvement in WWII as if they won the war when Russia actually did?"
Person 2: "They were just rimming the future"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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Feature Creatures

A term used for accounts that only use the feature section on Ifunny, users who get called this usually get way too mad, acting as if you just called them a racial slur.
"Feature Creatures really like repeating the same jokes over and over."
by Hymen Buster IV October 26, 2020
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future diary

A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.
by YaboiEvil May 9, 2018
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Future

A legendary artist who's music provides an indescribable feeling of euphoria to his fans, The Future Hive. Also known as Future Vandross, Future Hendrix, and Future Christ
Latavious: Yo B what you listening to?
Brandon: That new future! Throwaway Pt.2 will change a nigga life
Ex. 2
Kelly: Why is Beyoncé singing the national anthem
Moksha: Right! These executives couldn't book Future to sing it
by Ky1GigEm August 5, 2015
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futurekampf

The tension between will and power.

The tension between language and aesthetic.

The tension between past and future.

The tension between linear time and cyclical time.

Futurekampf has a contrapositive orientation with respect to kulturkampf.
Futurekampf is the contrapositive struggle of history to convert linguistic sense to aesthetic desire.
by sandraxine June 24, 2018
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